Nightmares in Babysitting

A couple weeks ago, Steph and I babysat a friend’s daughter. It was a most dreadful night for me. The ill-treatment I suffered at her hands shouldn’t be spoken of, but fortunately Steph took pictures to document the abuse. Below, you will observe what I speak of.


Steph, in slipshod fashion, left me laying on the counter (me thinks on purpose), and Lena makes her discovery

For some reason, she insists on trying to feed me noodles.
Evidently, she doesn't realize.. if I didn't slay it, I don't eat it.

Noodley kiss……..Blah.

The cruelty I suffered is plain as the nose on your face.

With a jovial grin, the turtle joins in the fun.

My beseeching eyes implore her to put me down.

Clearly, not what I had in mind.

Apology NOT accepted. Can’t……..breathe……

This is me. In a BOX.

Still in the box.

For love of all that is holy, GET ME OUT!

Be very, very quiet. Maybe she won't notice me......

No such luck. This is me. Glaring at Steph. In hindsight,
I wonder……did she have something to do with this?

It's safe to say, I will not be babysitting again anytime soon.

Well, I've got some swiffer sweeping to do. Tooda loo!

Pinky

New Moon Update

So I finally have a break from my swiffer sweeping.

And baby sitting, which I did not agree to

So New Moon. What is there to say? I just cannot get enough of my wonderful Alice, I could just watch it over and over and over. Even though my fave vamp family is not in it much, that Jake kid is not too shabby. Who doesn't like some yummy wolves? (Oh I eat them for dinner)

Here I am all prepared with my snacks, book, and tissues...not that I cried, psh, I'm no silly sally!

Jodi and me, I do not approve so much with the wolf shirt, since I am all for Alice

Can you tell how excited I am?

SHH It's about to start!!

So there you have it, my night at the movies. Here are some of my opinions on it

1. Edward's mouth...he is a man right? Just making sure because his red lipstick was smeared.

2. Jacob, well done! I believe Jodi's description was "Woof".

3. Alice, so cute, bubbly, spunky, and agile! Did you SEE her leap over the railing?

4. The wigs are dreadful! Jasper, Rosalie, Jacob (thankfully his came off halfway through)

5. What kind of ending was that?! WHAT WAS HER ANSWER?! Oh wait...I read the books

Silly girls would not stop talking about it on the way home, I could not get a single word in! Is it on DVD yet?

 Cheerio chaps!

It's Been Soo Long!

Good gracious, how time has flown. I've been up to so much lately! Sorry it's been so long. Where do I even begin? Well, first thing. New Moon was spectacular. It sets my heart a fluttering. But, more on that later.
A couple weeks ago, I spent the evening with Steph and a couple of her friends from work, Jen and Jolene. They are SUCH dolls. Love em'. Jolene prepared a bevvie called JET Fuel, and I made tacos. We watched The Proposal, with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. The girls are all in a tizz about Ryan. Evidently, he's delicious.






Making tacos. The girls are lazy. I mean, relaxing.

What can I say? The ladies love me.

Settling in for the movie. Does anyone seriously ever read these warnings?

Betty White is brilliant. Loved her in Golden Girls.

I feel like Jen and I really made a connection.

Snuggling with Jolene. Hmmm.

Jen is completely mental.

Thumb wrestling clearly is not my thing. Hello, NO thumbs!

Got lonely. Made a phone call.
"Hello, Sunshine Bear, we need to hang out. I miss you."

This is quite nice.

Time to hit the sack. I am exhausted.

Well, that's all for now. I have some more stuff I want to get on here, but I just don't have the time right now! I've got some swiffer sweeping to do!

Cheerio!

NEW MOON TONIGHT

Hello chaps!
So tonight I am going to the theater with Steph, Jodi, and Tasha to see, guess what, NEW MOON. I am going bonkers waiting here to leave. Steph Jodi and I are getting ready to watch Twilight (oh my darling Alice, how I've missed watching you!) then eat some pizza and head out. I hope they plan on sharing the pizza with me because I am hungry!
So as soon as I get a chance I will let you all know how the movie was, which I sure it will be fantastic!
Oh and sorry I haven't been putting pictures on, just been SO busy swiffer sweeping!
Tootle doo!
Pinky

Ello!

Things have been a little slow lately, but I'll give a little update for you all because I know you miss me.

I spent a couple weeks at Jodi's house. I finally got to watch the telebox and happened to see a preview for New Moon, my oh my does Alice look dishy! So while it was a blast hanging with her and the hairy monkey that is always telling me it loves me, it was time I go back to Steph's for a little while. I have quite a few pictures to show but I will get those up as soon as I have a minute, I am busy swiffer sweeping.


Well that is all for now my chaps! Stay tuned for more updates and pictures!
Tootle pip!
Pinky